Modern Family...Hilarious

So the last two episodes of Modern Family have been so awesome! Here are a few of the best quotes from the episodes, one's that had me laughing like a crazy person!

"She's the main brain in the cerebellum of the ball" -phil

"It was kind of a grande deal, I was up against a Puerto Rican" -Phil

"Otherwise what happens in vegas won't happen to me because I wont be there"  -Phil

"I haven't felt this dumb since I paid 30 dollars for a bracelet...one of those balance bracelets" -Jay

"Hysterical wife, hysterical wife, hysterical wife,jack pot" -Phil

"your pretending to be something your not. Boys do that for girls...or really dreamy guys" -Cameron

"Of course you would baby out, this is just like pool hopping all over again" - Claire

"Gloria is gonna yell at me jay, I cant handle this , she can be mean in Spanish" -Cameron

"Just give me two hours and another hour, and some chocolate milk with some salt" -Luke

"So, Cam fully dressed..." -mitchell

"Thank God it's one of the those stories" -Jay (referring to the fact that Mitchell wasn't talking about his and Cam's sex life)

"No my god you didn't"  -Mitchell

"I think I can fix this...give me a paper clip, some olive oil, and some ribbons" - Cameron

"Are you kidding, I used to lift girls bigger than you to the top of the human pyramid When I was in cheer" -Phil

Week 3 The Bacheleorette

This week of The Bachelorette was crazy! So much to talk about, so here it goes:

      Ashley and Ben's date was really very cute and sweet.  The only thing, is I don't know how much chemistry those two really had. I think Ben is very cute, and his ideas about love are so sweet, almost like he could be prince charming.  I just don't think he is very realistic, I think he just is living in a fantasy.  They seemed comfortable with each other but in a very friendly way.  I do not think he is going to win in the end, but I think he will at least make the top 4-5.
       Willliam.  Oh William.  He definitely screwed up royally by telling that joke about how he wished it was Chantal O., or Emily.  That was just so messed up, that no one was even laughing because everyone was just in shock.  I could not believe it.  But, in all reality, it was a roast...and a date...so....that is just weird.  I mean, the whole point of a roast is to say the most hurtful things. So, William did it.  But, I am really glad that she gave him a second chance, because I think his heart was in the right place, and he just made a mistake (guys tend to do that on a regular basis regardless).  But what did bother me, is that he didn't really apologize to her, or reaffirm to her that he really was glad she was there, and did have feelings.

      Bentley.  Honestly, I don't even really want to devote much time to talking about his dumb ass. She was warned about him, she didn't listen. He couldn't even man up about why he was leaving. He is an idiot, and a pig. That is all I devote to him.
       JP seems like a great guy, and he seems to have a wonderful connection with Ashley.   What he mentioned about his previous relationships did freak me out a bit, and I really do not know how well Ashley is going to be able to handle that as the show comes closer to the end, and it becomes more real.  I think his previous actions may scare her away completely.  But I could see him being in the final two.

       Last, but most definitely not least. Ryan. Ryan is absolutely sooooo sexy to me! He is the biggest sweetheart, but there is something so manly about the way he does it.  I loved the way that he reassured her that he cared about her, and how beautiful she was, and that he was happy to be with her.  You could really tell how genuine he was.  Their kiss was like on fire too. I am not gonna lie, I was jealous! I still think Ryan is gonna be the winner, which is sad, because I want him!  I am a little worried about what is going to happen next week from the previews, with Ryan, but I don't think he could ever really be that bad.Hopefully! I shall find out next week. Stay tuned bloggers!

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The Best of FML for the Week...

FML is one of the best apps for iphone in my opinion.  Whenever I am really bored, or waiting in line somewhere, I like to check it out.  Some of the stories are more hilarious than others, but I get a kick out of a lot of the crap going on in other people's lives...er...does that make me a bad person? Here are some of the best from this week:

"Today my wife announced that she wanted a divorce.  She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through FML."

"Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend a kinky message.  He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply back saying 'honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate" FML."

"Today I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML"

" Today my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'.  I came home to a dead cat. FML"

" Today my fiance sat me down for a "serious chat".  The chat wound up with him asking me if we could postpone our wedding because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML"

"Today I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded 'because you fired me yesterday'.  He didn't say anything, and hung up.FML"

" Today we finally got wireless internet.  My mom won't let us open any doors or windows because it might 'let the internet out'.  It's 103 degrees in here.FML"

"Today my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML"

"Today I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader.  I couldn't breath. I have a black-belt in taekwondo. FML."

"Today I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML"

"Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend set my ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream.  I found this out when I receiver a call while driving to work and thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML"

"Today my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML"

Memorable Quotes from Jersey Shore: Miami

The Situation to Angelina when they were in a fight 
"No, don't even hit the treadmill, hit the elliptical, it is better for you"

Snookie is not the brightest when it comes to vocabulary
" The word of the day is sympathetic...that is a big word!"

Snookie referring to the note her and Jenny wrote to Sam about Ronnie
"We just don't want to deal with the drama...that we caused"

All of the cast discussed this referring to when the Situation accidentally hooked up with a tranny
"This is Miami, so if you have to ask..."

Snookie talking to Jenny
"I am not white, I am tan.  I put that on a few job applications, and I think that's why I didn't get the job"

Snookie to Jenny while sitting outside
" The sun is very powerful today"

Snookie talking about the mysterious crow that showed up on the final episode of the season
"Quack...wait a crow doesn't quack, what sound does crow make?"