"you look like you poured your make up on the floor and rolled around in it"
"Poppy, the transexual at the makeup counter I frequent, would beg to differ"
"The only person who could ever finish my sentences was my foster brother...that's why we dated"
"I'm winding you up like a toy robot and letting you go"
(about a hammock) "I thought this would be like sleeping in the clouds but it's just terrifying" "it's okay, I've got a seat belt on this bad boy"
"Sweetie do you need big joe?" (Referring to a giant wine glass) "You'll never leave me" (To the wine glass)
"This is fun, I feel Japanese"
" Sex isn't something you can learn, you have to been born with it...I've got the gift"
"He does...my window faces your window"
"being a man is living in constant fear of disappointing a woman"
" How are you this tiny and this strong?Your like an ant"
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