The Office Season Premiere

The Office season premiere is Tomorrow at 9/8 Central! I am so excited for it, and in my anticipation, I decided to write down some of the most memorable and funniest quotes from the show.  Enjoy!!!

 Jim: What kind of bear is best?

 Dwight: That's a ridiculous question

 Jim: False. Black Bear.

 Dwight: That's debatable, there are basically two schools of thought-

 Jim: Fact. Bears eat beats. Bears. Beats. Battle-star Galactica.

 Dwight: Bears do not..What is going on? What are you doing?

Kelly: I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister's.

  Michael: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this, compulsive, need, to be liked. Like my need to be praised.

Toby: Come on Michael, I really want to go home

Michael: Well you don't even have anybody to go home to Toby so...

Jim: Top five favorite books...go

Angela: The Bible...

Jim: Okay...

Angela: The Purpose Driven Life...

Jim: You still need three more...

Angela:No

Phyllis: The Davinci Code...

Angela: I would take the Davinci Code. So I could burn the Davinci Code

Dwight: yeah, that would keep you warm for like 7 seconds

Micheal (talking to Jim about Dwight): I know a ton of 14 year old girls who could kick his a%$

Jim: you know a ton of 14 year old girls?

Dwight: What belt are they?               

Jim:(to Dwight): Michael, could you beat up Michael

Dwight: of course not, because we're friends

Michael:because i would kick his a%$

Jim: Well Dwight is a purple belt so...
Michael: So! I've beat up black belts before
Jim: How did you know they were black belts?
Michael: They told me...after