The Bachelorette Week Two

Seriously???The mask guy, is seriously such a dumb part of the show.  I think the show always has to have a crazy guy, who is incredibly antisocial.  I do no get why Ashley keeps him on the show at all.  I hope in the next episode he will finally take it off because it is way too annoying.  Bentley also is so obviously a dirtbag.  I can not see how she can't tell how full of crap he is.  He acts like the most immature jock that does nothing but drink beer, and screw chicks.  I do not get how she could possibly be falling for him.  I am concerned that she may have caught some sort of STD from kissing Bentley.  As for JP? I think he is so sweet and cute, and I really do think he will make it to the final two at least...if he doesn't get to insecure and jealous. But he seems pretty genuine and very cute.  I liked how bashful and giddy he got after he kissed her, that was so sweet.  But I was so surprised to hardly see Ryan P at all! I mean, hello, he is gorgeous!!!!I wonder why he was not really in the episode? Maybe she did not need to go on another date with him because she already knows that she wants to keep him around?  William was also very cute and sweet, but I don't know really what I think about him yet... something seems a bit off to me about both their relationship...maybe i keep getting distracted because i think he looks a lot like Spencer Pratt...EWWW. I have no clue, but I am definitely looking forward to next week!

Jersey Shore Marathon..watch out

I am so fascinated by Jersey Shore because honestly it is the biggest spectacle that I have ever seen in my entire life! I personally can't believe that the girls would not tell Sam how Ronnie was cheating on her every single night at the clubs...that is seriously messed up because that is just a girl code, they should have told her.  I mean, I know that Ronnie is their friend, but there is really no excuse for the way he was acting.   He is seriously such a jerk.  Actually though, Sam is pretty pathetic too, they both are because they keep going back to each other.  Their relationship completely lacks any sort of intimacy.  It was so funny when they were playing the question game and she picked out the question "have you ever cheated?", and Ronnie was all...awkward...and guilty... He is such a joke.

Cougar Town Quotes

Here are some of the hilarious quotes from the last few episodes of Cougar Town on ABC:

"I volunteer at a soup kitchen" - Bobby

"Being a taster dosent count" - Lori

"I don't believe in ghosts. If they did exist, I would think i would get felt up all the time" - Jules

"I called your college and told them you have been missing class because your grandma has syphillis...don't worry, there is some truth to that." - Jules

"Stop being a parade rainer on-er" - Jules

"He's trying to jumpstart my uterus" - Jules

* I have to add that I think it would be awesome if Travis and Laurie would be such an amazing couple, and they HAVE to play off of that plot idea eventually...their chemistry is so obvious, they have to get together at some point...speaking of being together...when the heck are Grayson and Jules gonna get married?

Justin and Selena

Ok. So as much as I totally can not stand Justin Bieber and I really don't get why people make such a big deal out of him, I still think him and Selena Gomez are such a cute couple.  They are cute and their puppy love is adorable.  The only unfortunate thing, is that in the celebrity world romances are like a roller coster...one minute they are on their way up to the top, making out all over the place, always together, romantic gestures...but that is all leading up to one big drop, that ends up all over the tabloids and they hate each other.  That is the unfortunate thing about the two of them.  They seem too perfect, and often times when something seems as though it is too good to be true...it's because it is.  It was adorable how Justin ordered an entire flower shops worth of flowers to be sent to her, but totally inappropriate the way that he was grabbing her butt in front of the paparazzi! If I was her, I would not be allowing that, even if he is one Justin Bieber.  Though, I doubt they will last much longer, I still wish them luck! Oh, the joy of young love!

Lindsay Lohan...Lucky B

What is the limit of all the crimes Lindsay Lohan gets to commit before she actually has to serve out a full sentence in jail? I am so curious. I mean, most people that steal that expensive of jewelry, drink and drive, get addicted to drugs, etc...would not serve their jail sentence at home...an expensive beach home at that! I am so sick of all the special treatment she gets, and how she never really has to suffer any consequences for her actions! What kind of message does that send to young people? Or to anyone about what happens when you live in compete disregard to the law.  And I really think that there is such much injustice just because she is famous.  She does not change, she never has, and has had so many chances to do so.  But if someone else were to do this, some normal person, they would be stuck in jail for who knows how long.  I really don't understand why we are making it so easy for celebrities to think they can do whatever they want, and that the rules simply don't apply to them.  I am interested to see what crime she will commit next. Trust me, I am a believer, she will shock us with something else.

A Shout Out

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The Bachelorette Week One

  I am so glad that this season of The Bachelorette has begun!!! There is so much I have to say about the first episode! It was soo incredibly obvious that Ashley and Ryan had such an intense connection.  I think Ryan is going to be the winner, and honestly, I am falling in love with him myself! He is such a sweetheart, and it is so apparent how genuine he is, and they had such good chemistry with each other.  I think, the second runner should be JP.  JP was so cute, and he seemed also pretty down to earth, and they got along really well with each other.

     I thought it was great of Ashley to just dump the drunk loser right away...she needed to send the message that she is serious, and that guy was an idiot for getting drunk, especially on the first night! The only dumb thing I think she is doing is the same thing everyone always does which is NOT listen to the people around her that are giving advice about how one of the guys is a jerk and not there for the "right reasons".  Bentley is such a jerk, and she would be falling for him.  He isn't even that attractive! I hate it that she isn't being smart enough to understand especially after seeing previous seasons with Wes, Michelle, Justin, and Vienna...I think that is all a part of the show, because there is no way she can possibly be that dumb..and it really makes no sense that she would be able to fall in love with such a sleezeball, and also fall in love with such an awesome guy like Ryan! I am excited to see what comes next on the show!
( As for the weird masked man, I have not quite got my finger on him yet, I can't tell if he is a freak, or just a really cool sentimental guy...time will tell....)
  

I'm Calling You Out Pro Active!

Pro active is simply a perfect example of a company who instead of investing in the creation of a good product, they invest in brainwash.  All the do, is pay A-list celebrities such as: Katie Perry, Jessica Simpson, Avril Lavine, Mandy Moore...and of course, now Justin Bieber.  Honestly though, it is so easy to see that they pay them thousands of dollars just to claim that they use their product when in reality they probably do not, and if they did, they only did because they got it for free and were paid to use it! The people who fall for this can't be too smart, I don't think.  All of their money I bet, goes to advertisements.  These are a few quotes that I got from customer reviews of the product on Amazon:

                    "I had pretty bad acne in high school, so I was really excited to try the new Proactive skin solution with only 5% of people not getting results. Well, I guess I made it to that 5%. I found it did not help me AT ALL. My skin didn't clear up, and I made sure to follow the directions exactly. In fact, my dermatologist doesn't recommend it at all. I became much better off using prescripton-strength creams that my doctor recommended. Oh, and when I called Proactive to request a refund, they gave me a good 15-minute speech (including putting me on the phone with her supervisor for further influencing) on why to keep with it. A complete pain and a bit awkward to turn them down after all that. That is probably why they're disapproval rate is only 5% - they harass you in order to deter you from the refund!"


             "I am 28 and had a few blemishes, so I decided to try proactiv. Now my skin is a mess! It seemed like it would work, so I stuck with it for a month, and then I got another box in the mail of more product. Be wary, it is not obvious that once you buy the initial kit you will automatically be signed up to receive proactive and be charged continuously. Perhaps proactiv works for some, but since it was having reverse effects for me I called to return the additional box of product that they sent me. Though I still had 2 weeks left to return proactiv for a refund, the customer service representative said that they take 4-6 weeks to process returns, and so it would not be enough time to get my return order refund! Not only do I now have to pay for shipping and handling which is estimated to be around $10 but additionally for a certificate of delivery so I can prove I sent the product in on time. How frustrating. My last rant is that once the customer service woman heard I wanted to return the product, she tried to get off the phone very fast, and I had to keep asking her not to hang up, since she was VERY short and not forward about how to go about handling the return (ie. address, filling out the return slip etc). I would normally not write any review even if the product didn't work for me, but the customer service i received put me over the edge."

Celeb Tweets of the Week

"just went jet skiing, so much fun! The water here is so warm, almost like a bath. Love Dubai!"
-Paris Hilton

"Pregaming on the rapture"- Pete Wentz

"Can someone do some schedule shifting so the world can end tonight instead of when I'm in flight tomorrow?I'd like to be in B.C." - Jillian Harris

"Cruising long beach looking to skate" - Ryan Sheckler

"Artists should be more aware and responsible for their actions" - P!nk

"TGIF! Whose ready to sleep in this weekend??? I am! "- Whitney Port

"Idol stools already being packed up to go to finale set" - Ryan Seacrest

" Watched first episode last night and you'll love it.  Great start to a very good season Just 3 days"
- Greg Harrison ( Host of The Bachelorette)

"What up!!!!!!!!!!Miss you guys!!! Just discovered pilates yall! Man- it's tough! You can't knock it til you try it! It kicks your a$$!!!!! - Jesse McCartney

"We are headed to Mexico for the weekend for a fun photo shoot.  Feeling very lucky :)"
- Ali Fedotowsky ( The Bachelorette/ Bachelor)

"Almost 1,000 followers, Woohoo (-: " - Rachel Bilson ( The OC)

Leave Em' Be

I totally understand that the media is both a necessary, and vital part of American life, and that it is essential for informing people about the things that are happening both locally, and internationally.  But honestly, I think they get in the way so much.  I am right now, specifically talking about the whole thing going on with Arnold Schwarzenegger and his mistress and love child.  I was watching the news on the maids family member was trying to get away from the media, and was making it very clear that she didn't want to talk and was just trying to go out, and the reporter kept blocking her and wouldn't let her walk to her car!  I thought it was ridiculous and a complete invasion of her personal space. I don't think that is acceptable and I feel that there should be more restrictions on that kind of behavior.  I see it time and time again, and it is the same exact thing with the paparazzi, getting in the way of celebrities. 

A Funny Blog...If You Don't Mind Letting Your Husband/Boyfriend Dress you!

This brave young lady actually let her husband pick out what she was going tp wear for an ENTIRE WEEK! Oh, wow...I could not do that...here is the link:http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/would-you-ever-let-your-guy-pick-out-your-clothes-i-did-for-a-week-2482587#photoViewer=1

Gearing Up for the Season Premiere of The Bachelorette!

I can hardly contain my excitement as the next season of The Bachelorette is going to air in just two weeks!!! I loved watching Ashley on Brad Womack's season, and i really thing that she learned a lot after that, so I am way excited for her to be the next bachelorette!  I saw the guys who are going to be on the show on the shows website, and I can already tell that some of the guys are smoking hot! I already have a few favorites, we shall see if I am right! My favorites, in order from reading the bios and checking them out are:

Ryan P (solar energy executive)
Chris D ( sports marketing coordinator)
West (Lawyer)
Willliam (Cell Phone company)
Bently (Businessman)

The next season of The Bachelorette premieres Monday, May 23 at 8:00pm on ABC! Don't forget to check out the website for the show for links, info, and full episodes once the season begins at http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelorette/

I will be updating my blog here with thoughts and commentary each week, as well as a guess of who will be going home next!

A Cool App for Iphone/Ipad

So I discovered one of the best apps ever that you can use with your ipad or iphone! Its called Around Me, and basically what it does, is it uses location services to locate where you are and the places near you.  So for example if you are at a mall in San Diego, and you need to find the nearest bank, you can choose the "bank" category, and you can see in order to how close they are to you, the different banks nearby! You can do the same with: hospitals, restaurants, bars, pubs, pharmacies, apple retail stores, gas stations, hotels, etc.  It is awesome!  Download it free on the App Store!

Mother, Daughter Grrrr

I was watching Audrina last night and I saw the heated, very intense arguments going down with Audrina's sister and her mom.  Their relationship is crazy, but I don't think it is too far from the relationship a lot of moms and daughters have with each other.  They just could not get along, or see eye to eye on anything, and everything one did hurt the other.  Keeping the kids away from their grandma is a painful and mean thing Audrina's sister is doing, but her mom says some pretty hurtful things and I can see why she is so on edge around her mom.  I really don't like the way Audrina's mom kept blaming Casey's husband for their horrible relationship.  From what I can see, he seems to be very supportive of her.  I think Casey's husband and her mom need to get along with each other and that might break a lot of the tension and help Casey and her mom get along better though.  It is so sad to see this, and it is even more sad to me, knowing that I have seen this kind of relationship over andover in families.  The cycle has to stop with someone or they will just continue to hurt one another and be hurt by one another.

The Biggest Loser tonigh

The countdown to the finale of The Biggest Loser continues tonight on ABC at 8:00pm (7:00 Central)! Don't miss it! We are almost down to the final four! Personally, I hope that Irene is the winner, becuase she always works so hard, and has never once gotten caught up in the whole "game playing" aspect of the game. She has such a good heart ( not that the others don't).  I thought is was so cool how she is going to give her mom the brand new Mazda 5 that she won! She is such a sweetheart and she looks fabulous already!  I can't wait to watch tonight, and you definitely don't want to miss!

Celeb Tweets of The Day

"Money talks bullshit walks" -Pete Wentz Fall Out Boy


"Great restaurants are nothing more than mouth brothels" - (Frederic Raphael) Ryan Seacrest tweet


"It's raining bugs in the middle of the desert!!!! Windshield is covered in beetle juice"- Audrina Patridge (the hills)


"To be blonde, or not to be blonde...?"- Lauren Conrad (The Hills


"#Lakers lost. Well at least now they can focus on their day jobs. Reality television stars." - Dane Cook (comedian)


"Walking through a Vegas casino pregnant- I feel like a walking reminder for birth control..."- Pink


"The waves crashing, s'mores, us, perfect day!" -Ashlee Simpson


"I just realized i just used the american phrase for 'Mom' I should of used 'Mum' #proudaussie"- Chris Hensworth (Actor: Thor)


"Puerto Rico is dope!"- Ryan Sheckler (Pro Skateboarder)


"Seriously best day at six flags with no lines !! We hit this ride 3 times in a row with out having to get back up out our seat!! Haha"- Greg Lutzka ( Pro Skateboarder)


"1 of my followers suggested we have a Twitter Party when I hit 100k followers. I didn't know what that was but I'm totally in! Almost there!"- Ali Fedotowsky (the bachelorette)

Best Quotes From Facebook Ever!

So a friend of mine, as the most hilarious status updates I have ever seen ( full of quotes from Family Guy and some comedians)....I thought I would share the funny:

‎" I'm not trying to impress you or anything... but I have a full tank of gas. "


 'You have the perfect face... for Radio! "


‎"I'm big boned" .. "bones don't jiggle!"

'Putting a pretty shirt over your muffin top does not make you a cupcake.'

‎" When I see your face, there's not a thing I would change .... except the direction I'm walking in. "

‎" Girls, there's a fine line between wearing make-up or just looking like you got gang banged by Crayola. "

‎" I'll be burger king and youll be mcdonalds, ill be having it my way and youll be loving it (; "

‎" I'm the type of person that laughs at mistakes, so sorry if I laugh at your face "